old man crayne enjoyed his days hunting as a younger man...

a special message from old man crayne...

[Thanks to Jason]

old man crayne may qualify for a grant to go back to school...

old man crayne doesn't understand kids and their newfangled contraptions...

[Photo courtesy of Jason]

old man crayne discovers the parking meter does not take wooden nickels...

old man crayne doesn't like to be rushed by damned kids who are always in a hurry...

old man crayne got winded on his walkabout...

[Photo courtesy of Jason]

old man crayne got a walker...

old man crayne has yellow fever...

old man crayne rode his tricycle to the grocery store...

old man crayne has no one to ride his tricycle with...

old man crayne got lost on the way to work again...